Wednesday, October 14, 2009

I Am Ness and I Approve This Message

In this day in age, people like to sell themselves. Some do it intentionally and others don't even notice that they're doing it. It's almost like meeting the spokesperson for the person you are dealing with. They want you to believe what they're telling you. Some of us do and some of us don't.

When conversations about ones sexual drive and or stamina arises, people like to point out all of their achievements and attributes. I've never met a man who said..."yo, Ness, don't f*ck with me because my d*ck game is whack". Nor have I met a female who said, "I don't know how to suck a d*ck even if it was the only source of oxygen left on this planet". I doubt anyone would ever discredit themselves in that light, even though we tend to do it in other aspects of our lives, but that's another post.

There have been a few times.....actually...maybe just a couple of times where I let someones spokesperson get to me mentally. For the most part, I should have know better on both occasions but with both it was a catch 22.

Many, many moons ago, there was this guy that I met, he was cool, funny and a riot to be around. At first I didn't feel any type of connection, but after hanging around with him both alone and in a group setting, I began to notice that he talked about his d*ck game a lot. Not a day went by when he wasn't patting himself on the back for making women cream in ecstasy. I used to always look at him with the "yeah right" look. Until.......one day I decided to challenge his word. I just knew it was gonna be lame, but boy oh boy did he prove me wrong. Everything he spoke about was true. He was on point with his.

Many, many moons after the above moons, I met another guy who talked a good one. This time I was playing it safe. Not because ole' boy turned me out, but just because you can't always believe what you hear even if it's from the horses ass. But got dammit I was still intrigued by this guys spokesperson. I knew he was gonna show and prove. But it didn't prove to be anything other than a waste of time. I was so damn pissed, but hey, that's what I get for letting a spokesperson influence me.

We all have a spokesperson who represents us on a daily basis depending on the situation. Have you ever been intrigued by someones representative?


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