Wednesday, November 18, 2009

5 Ways For A Guy To Get Laid

In this day in age, it shouldn't be hard for a guy to get a date. Women get d*ck thrown at them left and right on a daily basis. I'm not saying that guys walk up to us and say "hey, do you want some d*ck". But it's the little things like a hello which leads to more conversation. Which is usually a request for you to accept the Johnson.

Some guys lay it on way too thick and other guys are way too laid back. So with that being said, I just wanted to give 5 ways that a guy can get the woman (a.k.a laid) :)

1). Ignore Her: Women are used to getting attention from men. Whether it is a "hello" or a guy always glancing in our direction. It'll be that one guy in the room who doesn't acknowledge that female that will catch her attention. And eventually, she'll come to him.

2). Know Someone She Knows: Women like references when it comes to a man. When she is able to ask a mutual friend or a friend of a friend about his integrity then she already feels like she knows you.

3). Make Her Laugh: Everyone knows the saying "you can laugh her right out of her panties". Well that saying is kinda true. Women love to laugh and have a good time. We don't want a serious guy who is always straight faced and angry.

4). Be A Gentleman: I'm not saying for a guy to be soft, because women don't like soft men. But a gentleman that opens doors or makes sure she is on the inside of the sidewalk shows her that he was raise right.

5). Be Honest: Women like honesty. We don't like to find out that you lied to us unnecessarily. Chances are a female will be more understanding if you tell her the truth from the beginning.

Bonus: Be A Jerk: I know this is the complete opposite of #4 but it also goes hand in hand with the saying "nice guys finish last". For some reason there is a small percentage of women who like men with the "I don't give a f*ck attitude". So when all else fails, be a jerk.

Feel free to add to the list PCL fam'.

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